1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25,042 --> 00:00:29,042 THE FABULOUS BARON MUNCHAUSEN 4 00:00:30,042 --> 00:00:36,042 Adapted from works by G.A.Bürger and G.Doré Conceived and scripted by K.Zeman 5 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:41,042 Dialogue and Narration 6 00:00:42,042 --> 00:01:03,542 Cast 7 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:14,542 Set Construction 8 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:19,209 Editor Sound Designer 9 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:28,084 Costume Designer Make-up Artist 10 00:01:30,084 --> 00:01:35,751 Production Assistants 11 00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:43,376 Animation Crew 12 00:01:47,209 --> 00:01:52,584 Animation Assistants 13 00:01:56,501 --> 00:02:00,126 Assistant Directors 14 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:03,542 Production Manager 15 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:07,042 Cinematographer 16 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:11,542 Music 17 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:16,709 Production Designer and Director 18 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:23,042 Produced by 19 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:40,042 'FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON' 20 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,417 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 21 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:49,209 Mr. Barbicane, President of the Gun Club. 22 00:05:49,459 --> 00:05:51,209 Captain Nicholl. 23 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:53,584 Michel Ardan. 24 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,459 And who am I? 25 00:06:01,584 --> 00:06:07,417 I am Cyrano. Cyrano de Bergerac, the poet. 26 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:12,834 What remains a puzzle to me, however, is your name. 27 00:06:13,292 --> 00:06:18,292 And where you come from... From Venus? From Mars? 28 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:20,959 From Jupiter, perhaps? 29 00:06:21,334 --> 00:06:24,459 Going by his attire, his home is the moon! 30 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:28,834 Gentlemen, an authentic, actual Moonman! 31 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:33,292 Come, join us! 32 00:06:34,209 --> 00:06:38,709 With glasses charged, let us celebrate this rarest of moments! 33 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:44,084 In this enchanted landscape, cursed by cold and silent as dust, 34 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:50,209 where one can wait centuries to meet a soul! 35 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:01,084 The Baron! 36 00:07:02,209 --> 00:07:03,667 The famed Baron Munchausen! 37 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:08,209 A man after my own heart! A fellow adventurer! 38 00:07:09,334 --> 00:07:13,209 The impulse that draws him to the stars is pure imagination. 39 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:14,584 How I love it! 40 00:07:24,084 --> 00:07:28,459 Baron Munchausen, dear friends, is flattered 41 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,917 that he may be the first to raise a toast 42 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:33,959 to the health of the first Moonman! 43 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:38,792 - Let the goblets ring! - To friendships new! 44 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,209 - Let the stars all sing! - To friendships new! 45 00:07:45,084 --> 00:07:47,459 Our new friend is not enjoying himself. 46 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:49,709 His lips have not touched the wine! 47 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:52,292 Tell him take off his helmet! 48 00:07:53,459 --> 00:07:54,459 What if he cannot? 49 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:56,667 Worse still, 50 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:00,209 what if he does not know what wine is? 51 00:08:01,084 --> 00:08:04,334 That very fear, my friends, gives me a notion. 52 00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:08,084 Look! The old, good Earth! 53 00:08:08,334 --> 00:08:12,084 Does he not deserve to taste our great discovery? 54 00:08:13,084 --> 00:08:17,042 I will go there, now, at once! 55 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:20,084 And happily take our Moonman with me! 56 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,459 Show him how humans live! 57 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:25,084 Let him see how we dress! 58 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:29,709 Let him experience what love is, and how we love! 59 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:33,334 Let him know the taste and smell of adventure! 60 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:38,334 Let the Moonman know what it is to live on Earth! 61 00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:53,459 So, my friends, 62 00:08:54,042 --> 00:08:56,167 on to adventures new! 63 00:08:56,709 --> 00:09:01,542 My wondrous travels with this Moonman were about to begin! 64 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,501 Once my new friend put on clothes, 65 00:09:21,584 --> 00:09:24,084 the creature looked quite human. 66 00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:28,126 Nearly a man. Almost. 67 00:09:32,584 --> 00:09:34,709 He had a strange name: 68 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:37,167 “Tony” or some such. 69 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:40,459 Quite a likeable fellow, but unfortunately 70 00:09:40,459 --> 00:09:44,459 had something of the schoolmaster about him. 71 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:47,917 So my entire manner, 72 00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:50,334 and our unusual mode of transport, 73 00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:55,501 seemed totally irrational to him... in short, bizarre. 74 00:09:55,959 --> 00:10:00,417 He insisted on talking about science and technology... 75 00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:05,709 I must stress once and for all 76 00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:09,584 that I am not interested in such trifles, my moonfriend! 77 00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:12,334 But I am not from the moon! I'm from Earth. 78 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:15,417 Out of the question! 79 00:10:15,501 --> 00:10:16,667 Why out of the question? 80 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,959 I never saw you there! 81 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:30,459 Behold, the first postilions of approaching Gaia! 82 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,251 So that's your world?! 83 00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,126 Witchcraft! 84 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,209 Yes, and are they not wonderful? 85 00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:40,709 I don't put much store in magic. 86 00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:44,917 That one doesn't put much faith in it either. 87 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:48,542 She's using your science as backup! 88 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,584 And down there! 89 00:10:54,042 --> 00:10:56,084 That's your style 100%! 90 00:10:56,834 --> 00:11:00,042 Following the laws of science to the letter! 91 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:04,292 The Bosporus, the Golden Horn! 92 00:11:05,084 --> 00:11:08,834 We'll land directly in front of the Sultan's palace! 93 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,792 Thus shall I address the Great Sultan. 94 00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:24,209 Musical... but quite difficult to follow. 95 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,126 The language of high diplomacy! 96 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:32,667 Why did I decide to land in Turkey of all places? 97 00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:35,959 Why? 'Tis the Land of the Crescent Moon! 98 00:11:37,084 --> 00:11:39,709 I had little doubt that my Moonman 99 00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:42,542 would appreciate this small, diplomatic gesture. 100 00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:10,334 Few would believe this modest chamber 101 00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:12,751 was the heart and brains of a great Empire. 102 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,959 But so it was. 103 00:12:16,084 --> 00:12:19,667 Here is where the Great Sultan tirelessly entertained 104 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,876 the obligations of his rule. 105 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:26,292 I was convinced amazement would lighten his noble brow 106 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:29,584 when I presented a living Moonman! 107 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,251 I felt at home in all this splendour. 108 00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:44,834 Let the Moonboy see how finely Earthlings live! 109 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,334 I just introduced you. 110 00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:57,626 He fears for his throne. 111 00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:09,667 I apologised. Of course, you have no idea what a throne is! 112 00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,709 A throne is... well... 113 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,334 simply a throne! 114 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:26,126 It needs oiling. 115 00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:29,292 - Look! - You're playing with fire. 116 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:53,167 I gather today's audience is over. 117 00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:31,459 "Our ship was lost in a storm and captured by pirates, 118 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:34,584 "who sold me to the Sultan. 119 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:39,959 "I saw you yesterday... a true knight. 120 00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:43,084 "You are unafraid, even of the terrible Sultan! 121 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,584 "So it occurred to me that I might turn to you 122 00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:49,376 "with a plea to rescue me. 123 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:50,876 "You are my only hope 124 00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:55,667 "and I remain, yours truly, Princess Bianca Di Castello Nero." 125 00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:03,084 She turns to you? Congratulations! 126 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,667 He holds her against her will. 127 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,417 It's a violation! I shall challenge the Sultan! 128 00:18:09,626 --> 00:18:12,417 The Sultan? You really are from the moon! 129 00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:14,167 It must be a kidnapping 130 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:15,542 ...a perfect kidnapping! 131 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:16,876 That too is an act of violence! 132 00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:19,584 Nonsense! It is a work of art! 133 00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,417 The art of winning the lady of one's dreams. 134 00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:28,959 A true knight never uses means more peaceful 135 00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:32,209 than sword, dagger and a length of rope! 136 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,834 Tonight we turn the palace upside down! 137 00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:38,834 The ducks die too! 138 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,917 Blood will flow, oaths made, fires started... 139 00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,417 The scene is set for the drama of love! 140 00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:11,209 But the path to our first adventure was not easy. 141 00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:13,501 It did not bother me, 142 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:17,042 but the Moonman fared worse than a sleepwalker. 143 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:22,084 And this oaf wanted to save a princess! 144 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,667 You whistle like a little boy. 145 00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:52,251 - What should I do? - Act like a man! 146 00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:54,667 - Will that help? - No, but it's more appropriate! 147 00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:59,001 We don't whistle when we're in love, we fight! In love we... 148 00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:09,167 ...in love we float on air. 149 00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,084 Check! 150 00:22:35,459 --> 00:22:36,667 Mate! 151 00:25:53,459 --> 00:25:56,584 Well, well. The Moonman shows his true colours! 152 00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:59,792 To be fair, he hasn't done badly, 153 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:03,959 but why should I fight my way through ten thousand bashibazouks 154 00:26:03,959 --> 00:26:08,959 so he can snatch the spoils of victory from under my very nose?! 155 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,209 Well, no matter, beardless boy! 156 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:30,959 When Baron Munchausen enters the arena of love, 157 00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:35,501 he'll cut you down to size! 158 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,584 The wild Turks screamed like devils. 159 00:30:32,626 --> 00:30:36,584 Doubtless this frightened the Princess and the Moonboy. 160 00:30:37,709 --> 00:30:41,417 This game of catch did not affect me, however. 161 00:30:41,959 --> 00:30:45,626 My concerns for the Princess were of a different order... 162 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:51,876 I'd seen how the charms of a Venetian rose could fatally attract even the moon. 163 00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:55,459 And worse, how she was entirely enamoured of him. 164 00:30:55,792 --> 00:31:00,751 No! The pale seducer shall not steal her from my world. 165 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:05,709 For as long as I am Baron Munchausen, he shall not take her! 166 00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:22,292 For three days and three nights that infernal chase persisted, 167 00:31:22,459 --> 00:31:26,126 our path strewn with the bones of exhausted steeds 168 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:30,709 while dark scavengers rejoiced in the foul feast! 169 00:32:54,751 --> 00:32:57,334 My friend, Oceanus! 170 00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:03,209 What a fantastic sight it is! 171 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:07,292 And that ship... Is it Turkish? 172 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:15,042 The ship is Dutch, carrying Turkish tobacco. 173 00:33:16,876 --> 00:33:19,251 - A merchant ship. - Excellent! 174 00:33:19,251 --> 00:33:21,667 He can take us back to Venice! 175 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:25,292 Ahoy! Ahoy there! 176 00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:42,834 - It's no good, they can't hear us. - They're too far out. 177 00:33:43,209 --> 00:33:44,834 Then we must catch them! 178 00:33:45,917 --> 00:33:46,959 Beg pardon! 179 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:07,334 Horse and man overboard! 180 00:34:08,709 --> 00:34:12,084 Of course, who else but the Baron Munchausen! 181 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:44,584 Two horses and three men overboard! 182 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:49,292 Two horses and two men. The third man is a woman! 183 00:34:55,584 --> 00:34:58,792 A skiff in the water, a cabin for the lady, 184 00:34:58,959 --> 00:35:01,084 hay for horses... 185 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:04,751 and burgundy for the men! 186 00:35:04,917 --> 00:35:07,542 Now for a happy trip to Venice! 187 00:35:10,459 --> 00:35:12,334 And now, friends, 188 00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:16,959 let me offer you the most precious thing I have. 189 00:35:29,709 --> 00:35:31,167 Karsiyaka? 190 00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:34,959 Tramapasmatan? 191 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,292 - Javan. .? - Ladokeyech! 192 00:35:37,459 --> 00:35:39,209 - What? - La-do-key-ech. 193 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:42,042 Heavenly! 194 00:35:56,834 --> 00:36:01,292 The Turkish navy! AH hands on deck! 195 00:36:02,584 --> 00:36:05,209 Damn! Well, that's torn it! 196 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,292 What does this mean, Baron? 197 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:15,001 You stole the Sultan's treasure, didn't you? 198 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:20,959 A single pearl! But quite the finest! 199 00:36:21,292 --> 00:36:23,667 One, two, three, four, five... 200 00:36:26,959 --> 00:36:31,417 One thousand, four hundred and twenty-seven guns aimed at us! 201 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,709 Prepare to fire! I might have known! 202 00:36:34,584 --> 00:36:36,584 Now the sharks will smoke my tobacco! 203 00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:41,917 But the Captain had forgotten that on board 204 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:44,167 was a man who always had a plan! 205 00:37:16,876 --> 00:37:19,751 As a veil of tobacco smoke slowly engulfed our ship, 206 00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:23,667 the lines of the Turkish fleet tightened their deadly grip. 207 00:37:24,167 --> 00:37:27,001 Five hundred cannon to our left, 208 00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:29,042 five hundred cannon to our right. 209 00:37:29,876 --> 00:37:31,792 A famous admiral to the left, 210 00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:33,959 Another to the right. 211 00:37:34,709 --> 00:37:38,417 No sooner had Turkish tobacco rendered us invisible to Turkish eyes, 212 00:37:39,209 --> 00:37:43,167 than the impetuous Admiral Hassan gave the order to fire! 213 00:37:47,459 --> 00:37:49,792 The Great Eunuch couldn't be seen to hesitate. 214 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,917 To prove himself a man, 215 00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:54,417 he unhesitatingly threw himself into the fight. 216 00:37:54,584 --> 00:37:56,126 As you may judge, I was the only one 217 00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:59,334 in control of this battle of the colossi! 218 00:38:50,959 --> 00:38:56,084 To cut a long story short, the Turks blew each other to splinters 219 00:38:56,542 --> 00:39:00,709 and my fabulous wit celebrated another triumphant victory! 220 00:39:01,334 --> 00:39:06,334 True, a few stray shots did sink our ship, but that was to be expected. 221 00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:11,084 After all, what are lifeboats for? 222 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:15,167 When the pungent curtain of smoke finally lifted, 223 00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:18,459 we beheld a theatre of destruction, 224 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:24,167 a stage littered with the pitiful relics of the magnificent fleet. 225 00:39:25,459 --> 00:39:30,334 The final act of this tragedy was a pas-de-deux. 226 00:39:30,459 --> 00:39:35,209 Both Admirals, as soloists, played their parts with admirable feeling. 227 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,834 Bravo! Heroes! 228 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:13,417 I could do nothing about the fact 229 00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:15,459 that we escaped on two boats. 230 00:40:16,459 --> 00:40:18,959 In one of which sat the Captain and Tony, 231 00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,917 in the second, my humble self and the Princess. 232 00:40:23,126 --> 00:40:25,417 Night overtook us, the moon rose over the salt waters 233 00:40:25,417 --> 00:40:29,042 and I had the Princess all to myself. 234 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:31,959 Tony's boat disappeared. 235 00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:38,292 Baron, are there lovers on the moon? 236 00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:41,709 The moon, my dear, 237 00:40:44,334 --> 00:40:48,084 is by nature a curious place. 238 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:52,959 - It is completely covered... - In silver lilies... 239 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:56,126 forever sweetly chiming! 240 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:14,584 She made it sound so beautiful. Damn that Moonman... 241 00:41:15,084 --> 00:41:16,667 still on her mind! 242 00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:19,334 If only she knew that the true face of the moon 243 00:41:19,501 --> 00:41:22,042 was just as uninspiring as its residents. 244 00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:26,834 Such a pity she did not understand my fabulous world. 245 00:42:12,959 --> 00:42:14,917 The monster swallowed us whole. 246 00:42:15,751 --> 00:42:19,376 In its belly was a lagoon larger than Lake Geneva. 247 00:42:20,626 --> 00:42:22,834 Our only light came from the lanterns of a shipwreck 248 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:25,834 that the beast swallowed long ago. 249 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:28,667 What a beautiful sight! 250 00:42:29,209 --> 00:42:31,084 Still, the air not being the best, 251 00:42:31,084 --> 00:42:34,459 I decided to let the Princess sleep on. 252 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,709 I am Baron Munchausen. 253 00:43:17,584 --> 00:43:19,959 You are very welcome to stay. 254 00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:22,584 Kindly enter, distinguished guests. 255 00:44:16,959 --> 00:44:20,792 My presence on board, was a compelling reason to celebrate! 256 00:44:21,334 --> 00:44:23,584 The sorry castaways willingly opened 257 00:44:23,584 --> 00:44:26,584 the last remnants of their liquid reserves. 258 00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:31,084 I could see that under their bony chests lay hearts of gold. 259 00:45:55,667 --> 00:46:00,209 It was a burden to explain to this noble and gentle creature 260 00:46:00,417 --> 00:46:03,959 how we were trapped in the stomach of a fish. 261 00:46:04,334 --> 00:46:09,042 But I admit that to travel twenty thousand leagues under the sea 262 00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:12,917 alongside my beauty, was a welcome adventure to me! 263 00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:21,167 The monster sailed a goodly piece of the world with us. 264 00:46:22,126 --> 00:46:24,417 First it went to the North Sea. 265 00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:27,334 During its sojourn in the realm of eternal ice, 266 00:46:27,917 --> 00:46:31,084 it ventured right under the North Pole. 267 00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:37,917 We could tell as conditions in the fishy darkness chilled appreciably. 268 00:46:58,209 --> 00:47:03,626 Our fish was quite the traveller, scouring the seven seas with us aboard! 269 00:47:03,959 --> 00:47:04,959 The Red Sea! 270 00:47:25,834 --> 00:47:27,209 The Yellow Sea! 271 00:47:37,376 --> 00:47:38,667 The Black Sea! 272 00:47:39,542 --> 00:47:43,876 What insightful deductions! Such deep geographical knowledge! 273 00:47:44,417 --> 00:47:47,084 What would we do without our Admiral? 274 00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:55,834 Just once, when we sailed into muddy waters, his wit failed. 275 00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:57,751 But mine never waned! 276 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,251 This journey will never end! 277 00:48:05,834 --> 00:48:11,417 A storm! Luckily we are protected by tons of blubber. 278 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:15,709 Storm on, Oceanus! Do thy worst! 279 00:48:24,584 --> 00:48:30,792 Well, I'll be, my Princess, that's no storm! Those are sixteen-pounders! 280 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:32,876 Do you know what that means? 281 00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:34,501 You hear the cannons? 282 00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:39,667 We are approaching the civilized shores of our dear Europa! 283 00:48:48,834 --> 00:48:51,667 The shy beast foolishly turned its back 284 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:54,376 on the monuments of our civilization. 285 00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:55,959 So much the better! 286 00:48:56,751 --> 00:48:58,084 At least I could use the time 287 00:48:58,209 --> 00:49:02,209 to wrangle the Moonman from the heart of my Princess. 288 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,709 How do you like me, Captain? 289 00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,501 A harpoon! 290 00:51:01,084 --> 00:51:05,917 I think it time one changed into one's travelling attire! 291 00:52:21,376 --> 00:52:23,209 You dance like the wind! 292 00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:25,876 - The floor is dancing with me. - And me? 293 00:52:26,501 --> 00:52:27,584 You too! 294 00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:34,292 My arms will hold you steady forever! 295 00:52:39,084 --> 00:52:41,209 We are saved! We've landed! 296 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,251 The fish has dropped anchor! 297 00:53:37,084 --> 00:53:39,417 Hey, you there on the rock! 298 00:53:40,209 --> 00:53:42,834 - Hey, hey! - You there! 299 00:53:46,959 --> 00:53:48,542 What are you doing there? 300 00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:52,417 Dry land at last, and I end up here! 301 00:53:52,459 --> 00:53:55,167 Down on the island there's nothing but madness! 302 00:53:55,584 --> 00:53:56,917 Do you hear that? 303 00:53:58,876 --> 00:54:01,626 He's lit an infernal cauldron inside the ship! 304 00:54:02,667 --> 00:54:04,917 The sorcerer! That Moonman! 305 00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:07,292 Tony?! 306 00:54:07,792 --> 00:54:12,834 Go down to the bay and see! He's trying to power a ship with steam! 307 00:54:16,376 --> 00:54:19,042 How fickle is the heart of a woman! 308 00:54:19,709 --> 00:54:22,084 She just has to hear that ridiculous name 'Tony' 309 00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:26,584 and instantly she forgets the time spent at my side. 310 00:54:27,792 --> 00:54:31,084 I saw that all my efforts of the past weeks were in vain. 311 00:55:30,959 --> 00:55:32,167 Where am I? 312 00:55:32,417 --> 00:55:33,959 You're with me. 313 00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:44,334 My steam engine. 314 00:55:47,959 --> 00:55:49,959 But for a single component 315 00:55:50,292 --> 00:55:52,876 the steamship could have been born a hundred years earlier. 316 00:55:53,459 --> 00:55:57,626 I needed a screw. A single screw, can you believe it? 317 00:56:00,501 --> 00:56:05,167 I understood that boy. He wanted to be another Munchausen. 318 00:56:06,917 --> 00:56:10,709 To travel in a boat driven by steam... Mon Dieu! 319 00:56:10,876 --> 00:56:13,542 Such nonsense required a hefty imagination! 320 00:56:14,709 --> 00:56:18,667 But when two people do the same thing, it's never quite the same thing. 321 00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:22,876 No-one loves a wild ride more than I... 322 00:56:23,126 --> 00:56:26,084 But generally, I prefer to stay on terra firma. 323 00:56:26,959 --> 00:56:29,167 I loathe to go flapping about in the clouds... 324 00:56:50,584 --> 00:56:52,584 I was quite enjoying my air-trip, 325 00:56:53,626 --> 00:56:56,292 when a terrible thought flashed through my mind: 326 00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:01,042 I had left my Princess to the mercy of that lunatic fantasist! 327 00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,459 I must get back at once! And the quickest way possible! 328 00:57:15,209 --> 00:57:16,542 Heavens above! 329 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,959 I barely wet my lips, but I wish you could have tasted it! 330 00:57:20,834 --> 00:57:21,959 It was pure wine! 331 00:57:22,584 --> 00:57:26,667 A whole sea of Melnik white - and perfectly chilled! 332 00:58:35,251 --> 00:58:37,126 What a pity Bianca was not there! 333 00:58:37,584 --> 00:58:40,167 She would be bound to get a little jealous! 334 00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:42,417 The mermaids swam right past me, 335 00:58:42,667 --> 00:58:44,709 practically caressing me with their scales! 336 00:58:47,334 --> 00:58:49,417 But their aquatic charms tempted me not! 337 00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:55,126 For, as with all womankind, as soon as a man pays no attention to them... 338 00:58:55,709 --> 00:58:57,251 they show their fangs! 339 00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,042 This did not disturb me, 340 00:59:07,459 --> 00:59:12,084 I had often seen an innocent fish turn predator! 341 00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:15,709 No monster has yet grown big enough teeth 342 00:59:15,959 --> 00:59:18,084 to eat Baron Munchausen! 343 00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:34,542 Suddenly, my heart started pounding. 344 00:59:35,084 --> 00:59:38,167 This had to mean my beloved was near. 345 00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:44,292 I listened to the beating of my heart bringing me ever closer to the ship 346 00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:45,792 and the Princess Bianca... 347 00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:49,084 I must not arrive too late! 348 00:59:58,834 --> 01:00:03,084 Long into the night I told of my undersea adventure. 349 01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:06,292 Everyone listened electrified. 350 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:10,167 All but these two. They were not interested. 351 01:00:12,292 --> 01:00:16,459 I fail to see how a princess could be so interested in such trivia 352 01:00:16,459 --> 01:00:18,709 about machinery and the like! 353 01:00:20,667 --> 01:00:24,584 - Can you read the stars? - A little. 354 01:00:25,584 --> 01:00:28,542 I wonder what he will say now! 355 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:34,084 The stars say your eyes are deeper than the heavens! 356 01:00:34,834 --> 01:00:38,209 Really, my dear inventor, that isn't even original! 357 01:00:38,751 --> 01:00:41,709 Young men always say that to a girl under a starlit sky. 358 01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:44,709 For a thousand years, the same old thing! 359 01:00:46,292 --> 01:00:49,584 The stars will no longer be a mystery to us. 360 01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:55,209 There will be no mysteries anymore, except the mystery of love. 361 01:01:03,084 --> 01:01:08,292 ...The horse I rode swam rather than galloped 362 01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:12,459 while perhaps a million varieties of fish coursed 363 01:01:13,959 --> 01:01:17,584 along the seabed ahead of me, at unbelievable velocities! 364 01:01:19,042 --> 01:01:22,584 Perhaps a million... 365 01:01:24,084 --> 01:01:26,834 Is it a million or not? 366 01:01:27,209 --> 01:01:29,959 This is supposed to be a ship's log, Baron! 367 01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:39,084 Indeed! One million, two hundred and fifty-six fish, exactly. 368 01:01:42,334 --> 01:01:43,417 Fifty-seven! 369 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:51,042 And gentlemen, I'm not just pulling that out of my sleeve! 370 01:01:58,459 --> 01:02:01,709 As we sailed on, I could see with my own eyes 371 01:02:02,334 --> 01:02:07,042 the Princess preferred to listen to that teller of tales from another world! 372 01:02:07,709 --> 01:02:10,417 Why did the romance of my adventures not affect her? 373 01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:13,501 The romance of war, duels and chivalry? 374 01:02:24,792 --> 01:02:26,542 Fortune then smiled on me. 375 01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:29,834 The commander of this fort was my old friend, General Ellemerle, 376 01:02:30,584 --> 01:02:32,209 a soldier to the core! 377 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:37,292 Volleys of champagne were loosed at once to mark our meeting! 378 01:02:52,167 --> 01:02:54,792 Unfortunately, the enemy did not spare the volleys either, 379 01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:59,834 so our host was forced to return to more quotidian pursuits. 380 01:03:35,292 --> 01:03:38,292 Splendid! Your strategy is admirable! 381 01:03:38,334 --> 01:03:42,709 If only I knew where the enemy was! 382 01:03:43,084 --> 01:03:44,667 Would you allow me to find out? 383 01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:47,667 If it's not an inconvenience... 384 01:03:48,417 --> 01:03:49,834 A trifle! 385 01:04:04,167 --> 01:04:05,584 Look! 386 01:04:12,126 --> 01:04:13,376 Bravo! Bravissimo! 387 01:04:17,376 --> 01:04:19,376 How fast! How brave! 388 01:04:20,959 --> 01:04:22,376 How uncomfortable! 389 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:42,501 When I had plotted the position of the enemy in the greatest of detail, 390 01:04:42,584 --> 01:04:45,209 I said to myself I really had no more business there. 391 01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:52,709 And since enemy shot was whistling past me thick and fast, 392 01:04:53,459 --> 01:04:56,584 it was but child's play to catch one back to our citadel! 393 01:06:14,459 --> 01:06:18,917 As a boy, I used to love fairy tales. 394 01:06:20,292 --> 01:06:22,751 And I know you love them still. 395 01:06:23,626 --> 01:06:26,167 Here, I have drawn one for you. Take a look! 396 01:06:27,542 --> 01:06:30,209 This is as old a castle as anywhere on Earth. 397 01:06:31,834 --> 01:06:35,376 In the middle of the castle yard is a dry well, 398 01:06:36,459 --> 01:06:39,001 above the well a large gilded tower. 399 01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:42,834 A beautiful Princess is held prisoner within. 400 01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:46,917 A young wanderer falls in love with the Princess 401 01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:49,709 and wants to rescue her from the old castle. 402 01:06:50,292 --> 01:06:55,084 So he gets rid of the guard, enters the armoury 403 01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:58,917 and throws all the gunpowder down the well. 404 01:07:04,334 --> 01:07:07,667 He waits until the moon is directly above the castle, 405 01:07:07,709 --> 01:07:10,292 then strikes a light... 406 01:07:10,334 --> 01:07:13,542 and the well turns into a fiery missile 407 01:07:13,959 --> 01:07:16,209 that flies up to the moon! 408 01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:24,001 You tell a beautiful story. What a pity it's just a fairy tale! 409 01:07:24,334 --> 01:07:27,459 Why should love and beauty be just in fairy tales? 410 01:07:28,459 --> 01:07:32,709 Travelling to the moon, throwing gunpowder into a well, 411 01:07:32,834 --> 01:07:35,626 need not be a dream either! 412 01:07:38,501 --> 01:07:41,542 - To future battles! - To future adventures! 413 01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:51,834 - May you never see defeat! - May you never be beaten! 414 01:07:52,292 --> 01:07:56,709 I, Baron Munchausen, shall never be beaten. 415 01:07:57,459 --> 01:08:01,167 The very name Baron Munchausen is unbeatable! 416 01:08:01,584 --> 01:08:05,042 It is immortal! Nothing I can do about it! 417 01:08:05,709 --> 01:08:07,917 Such is my fate... 418 01:08:08,584 --> 01:08:12,209 What fate is that, if it fails in love? 419 01:08:12,584 --> 01:08:15,334 The Princess Bianca and you... 420 01:08:15,834 --> 01:08:20,042 That naïve girl cannot interest a chevalier like me, 421 01:08:20,292 --> 01:08:21,959 who has known the rare lace 422 01:08:21,959 --> 01:08:25,209 of the most renowned beauties in the world. 423 01:08:26,084 --> 01:08:28,584 Lace with royal monograms. 424 01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:33,792 Queen Margareta of Estremadura, 425 01:08:34,334 --> 01:08:37,501 her sister Maria-Luisa of Austria, 426 01:08:38,042 --> 01:08:39,667 and the other one! 427 01:08:40,376 --> 01:08:44,376 Why, they all offered me their hand - and bed - from their high thrones! 428 01:08:45,084 --> 01:08:48,126 And of course, a considerable number of court ladies, 429 01:08:48,751 --> 01:08:51,251 to whom it was enough just to signal with my little finger 430 01:08:51,792 --> 01:08:53,334 and they would fall into my arms! 431 01:08:55,959 --> 01:08:58,709 But they have not always found their way into my heart so easily. 432 01:08:59,709 --> 01:09:03,042 The Marquise Di Rimini, for example, employed much more subtle means 433 01:09:03,126 --> 01:09:04,834 to win my affections. 434 01:09:06,334 --> 01:09:12,334 I was insatiable, busy by day and night... 435 01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:16,709 One beauty after another fell passionately 436 01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:19,917 under the spell of my manly eloquence! 437 01:09:19,959 --> 01:09:23,084 Then there was the most beautiful woman in the world, 438 01:09:23,959 --> 01:09:27,084 once celebrated by a little-known artist. 439 01:09:27,959 --> 01:09:33,084 Secretly, I also painted her, and, certainly to much greater effect! 440 01:09:34,209 --> 01:09:37,334 But which of all was the most passionate? 441 01:09:38,334 --> 01:09:42,584 Excuse me, the discretion of a chevalier of refined manners 442 01:09:43,292 --> 01:09:45,834 prevents me from recounting further. 443 01:09:57,459 --> 01:09:59,542 I indulged in recalling these women, 444 01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:03,042 so as not to think more of the Princess Bianca... 445 01:10:03,209 --> 01:10:05,292 The one beauty in this fortress, 446 01:10:05,292 --> 01:10:07,959 surrounded by so many dashing chevaliers. 447 01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:14,126 And at that very moment, the enemy again began his infernal concert. 448 01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:25,209 General, there isn't a speck of gunpowder left in the whole fortress. 449 01:11:31,209 --> 01:11:37,334 The deadly machinery of war had been turned overnight into harmless toys. 450 01:11:39,959 --> 01:11:41,751 I had as yet no idea 451 01:11:41,959 --> 01:11:45,459 that this cunning action was the work of our very own Moonman, 452 01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:49,542 who looked on as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. 453 01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:13,042 Certified Turkish tobacco! 454 01:12:54,959 --> 01:12:57,209 Yet again my interventiveness proved decisive. 455 01:12:57,251 --> 01:12:58,959 The generals disappeared 456 01:12:59,584 --> 01:13:03,334 and the soldiers without their generals simply went home. 457 01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:07,834 A strange victory, but a victory nonetheless. 458 01:13:08,209 --> 01:13:11,167 And therefore worthy of a formal celebration! 459 01:13:21,959 --> 01:13:26,209 The festivity was, alas, disturbed by harsher tones... 460 01:13:28,459 --> 01:13:31,876 The General informed the Princess that Tony had been arrested. 461 01:13:32,376 --> 01:13:35,167 It was thanks to him that the gunpowder had vanished. 462 01:13:35,292 --> 01:13:39,667 A court martial awaited him, and then the firing squad! 463 01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:56,417 Mesdames, Messieurs, s'il vous plaît! 464 01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:14,834 Excuse me, Baron, but you brought him here! 465 01:14:15,792 --> 01:14:18,167 Excuse me, General, but we won the battle! 466 01:14:19,667 --> 01:14:22,126 Excuse me, Baron, what do you mean by battle? 467 01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:27,251 No artillery, no cannon fire? With that battle we cheated history! 468 01:14:28,334 --> 01:14:33,626 All due to him! That man will be tried and sentenced! 469 01:14:34,459 --> 01:14:37,917 He's a dangerous fantasist. 470 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:43,667 You said a dangerous fantasist? Now I've heard that somewhere before! 471 01:14:43,751 --> 01:14:45,251 A dangerous fantasist! 472 01:14:45,417 --> 01:14:47,251 That reminds me of... 473 01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:52,834 Tony! 474 01:14:56,251 --> 01:14:58,501 Tony! 475 01:15:52,584 --> 01:15:54,584 The young man is from the moon, from another world... 476 01:15:54,709 --> 01:15:58,376 He fell from the Heavens? Good, we'll send him back. 477 01:15:59,084 --> 01:16:02,792 A point, General, where is your evidence? 478 01:16:14,751 --> 01:16:17,834 Remember, like in the fairytale, there's a full moon! 479 01:16:18,751 --> 01:16:22,709 When the moon is directly overhead the fortress, we can start... 480 01:16:25,334 --> 01:16:28,709 Interesting instructions on how to blow a fortress into the air! 481 01:16:34,334 --> 01:16:36,501 The well is full of gunpowder. 482 01:16:38,001 --> 01:16:40,209 All it would take is one spark and... 483 01:16:50,292 --> 01:16:53,584 The Baron is an excellent shot, he'll help us for sure. 484 01:17:32,334 --> 01:17:35,417 She thinks I cannot see her, the Princess. 485 01:17:42,501 --> 01:17:46,042 Fair Princess, the Officer of the Fortress Guard, 486 01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:52,876 at your service, to take you safely to the General! 487 01:18:08,459 --> 01:18:11,709 Fortress regulations are clear. Duty before emotion! 488 01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:19,084 Stop it now, young man! 489 01:18:20,376 --> 01:18:21,667 Stop! 490 01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:24,751 Don't you understand an order? 491 01:18:26,126 --> 01:18:28,167 You won't play games with me! 492 01:18:53,959 --> 01:18:55,084 Tony! 493 01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:22,459 Be grateful that I've rid you of this rogue. 494 01:19:23,334 --> 01:19:24,917 He wants to beat you at everything. 495 01:19:25,167 --> 01:19:29,001 He boasts that he sailed not one, but all the seas. 496 01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:33,292 Maybe he comes from a world where that is nothing unusual. 497 01:20:17,792 --> 01:20:21,042 And he says that he flew faster than a cannonball. 498 01:20:21,459 --> 01:20:23,709 Why not? Doubtless he was in a hurry! 499 01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:44,876 The boy is, as you say, a fantasist. 500 01:20:44,959 --> 01:20:51,042 If he has indeed any fantasy, then let us see it now! 501 01:21:51,209 --> 01:21:53,417 Greetings, friends! 502 01:21:54,292 --> 01:22:01,334 Old Cyrano welcomes you! Hither! To me! 503 01:22:10,876 --> 01:22:15,459 You've come just in time. The hour is about to strike! 504 01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:21,292 Luna till now belonged to the poets, to the dreamers, 505 01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:27,209 to daring fantasists and adventurers in powdered wigs. 506 01:22:29,834 --> 01:22:32,917 To fantasists in frock coats, 507 01:22:33,834 --> 01:22:39,084 and those in bizarre helmets from the pages of our latest novels. 508 01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:46,209 And of course to lovers, to them Luna was always most dear! 509 01:22:47,334 --> 01:22:52,709 Thus gaily I doff my hat 510 01:22:55,459 --> 01:22:57,959 and let it fly unto the stars! 511 01:22:58,459 --> 01:23:03,042 Let it welcome, on our behalf, all such brave fellows 512 01:23:03,209 --> 01:23:06,042 already on their way into the welcoming arms 513 01:23:06,834 --> 01:23:09,834 of the Universe! 514 01:23:18,709 --> 01:23:23,292 THE END